Bear Territory |
| Active Bear Territory |
| Official Languages Bear noises |
| Demonyms Bear |
| Government Primitivism (c.55,000,000 BCE- 1917), Anarcho-capitalism (1917-1922), Federal Marxist-Leninist one-party Socialist Republic (1922-present) |
| Currency Honey, berries, salmon |
| Preceded by Dinosaur territory |
| Succeeded by Republic of the Mangos |
Settlement of the present day Bear Began c.55 million years ago bc when some bears escaped from a zoo and into an astral portal. Archeological findings suggest that for the first 20 million years of its existence, this proto-bear state was technologically adept compared to its pears, possessing Wii Motion Plus calibration technology and the wifi password. Bear culture also made many scientific gains during this period, including discovering who asked.
The story of Raeb Igoy, the semi-mythical founder of the Bear Territory, states that he led the first Bear coalition into the neighboring tribes of Doloraco and Askanras. His exact path of expansion from this point is disputed among historians. Sometime between these conquests and the establishment of the first Bear Dynasty, the Bear Territory and surrounding regions experienced high levels of fonk that devistated the local ecosystem and economy. Called the fonkopolypse, this moment resulted in an estimated 600,000- 2 million fonkification cases to break out across the land.
A bear ate these sections as we were trying to finish writing this before the bears stormed the frontlines at the bear territory/mango republic war. Oh shit he's coming for us. I think we're about to lose another laptop. Fuck fuck fuck grrrarraAAAAAAAAAKSHSGSASAArfiefjioef efhlu7GT(332.318u 38uhqi(U Z/Gefh