Secret Agent Randy Beans is a former member of the CIA. While little is known about Beans’ career with the CIA, it is believed he started his service circa 1965 and eventually left the CIA circa October 2009.
In recent years, Beans has frequently collaborated with many government whistleblowers, most notably in 2015 where he and others uncovered over 4 quadrillion NLG documents regarding government surveillance. Beans has also had a rivalry with Johnathan Candles, a former assassin noted for his incredible skill and luck.
Beans later teamed up with Candles in an operation known as Weans to steal millions of credit card numbers. It is estimated that they successfully acquired over 15 million credit card numbers and PINs and ran one of the best Nigerian phone scams in history. It is unknown how much money the Weans operation produced.