Andy is an Astral musician, rapper, and producer. He is known for his distinict vocal style which remains completely unitelligable despite the efforts of many scholars. Andy's background is mysterious, with his origin being somewhere in the lower levels of the Astral Realm.
Andy's exact birthday and place of origin are unknown. He has tried to communicate them on many occassions, but his speech has been indecipherable to anyone who has listened. It is unknown if he has had his distinct speech patttern since birth or if he was cursed. Sometime in ____, Andy escaped the Abyssal levels and began his carrer.
In 2007ET, an anonymous source uploaded a video of Andy rapping. How the video ended up in lower dimensions in unknown. However, the video became very popular across the Astral Realm, and Andy's been spitting his rhymes since then.
Andy Released his first album,
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in _____. The album was an immediate success and was lauded by critics and audiences alike. Many admired Andy's distinct vocal patterns (despite no one having any chance of understanding him), the ambient and industrial production, and his extensive collaborations. Since then, Andy has continued his carreer with many more collaborations, such as with Cornelis K. Contralto II and Bendrick Babar.
In an interview, Cornelis K. Contralto II described Andy as "that one kinda rapper you get once every galaxy". Andy's distinct vocal abilities have yet to be successfuly recreated in any significant capacity.
Since no one can understand Andy, his personal life is unknown. He frequently posts on twitter, but as of writing, none of his tweets have been deciphered. Andy's distinct writing system has been dubbed Linear C. Gotta love how third-dimesnional mf's think A and B are hard. Fun fact: Eric and Julian have already deciphered them, but were not gonna ruin the fun for y'all cause lingustics is cool. Feel free to email us at astralrealmguide@gmail.com if you wanna beg like dozens of other linguists have. 𐘠 𐙖 𐙗 𐙘 𐙙 𐙚 𐙛 𐙜 𐙝 𐙞𐚙 𐚚 𐚛 𐚜, mother fucker.